Hello, blog. I've missed you. Have you missed me?
You see, real life has gotten in the way again and I've neglected you.
Wait! Don't walk away yet. I'm sorry.
See? I'm down on my knees. Can't you see how sorry I am?
I'll make love to you
Like you wa--
What? You don't like my singing?
Well, then how about a little interpretive dance?
No? Then what can I do to make it up to you, to make you realize how sorry I am?
What's that you say? Blog more?
Oh. I can do that.
I'm sorry, blog. I get intimidated. I have lots of posts in my head that I want to put out there. I have so much to say and am struggling with how to say it and how much judgment I'm going to encounter once I do. So I stay silent. But now I know that that's not how to treat you. So I'm back.